Hey everyone. I've been snowed in my old apartment for a couple days now. It's been myself, Nick, Dean, and Jeremy. We've been passing the time by playing Monopoly for the past 24 hours, and since I'm sitting on Baltic with crap, I thought I'd pry these guys for some information on their college experiences.
Q: What is the best class you've taken at the Mount?
Jeremy: History of rock n' roll fo sho.
Nick: Personal health issues. We talk about penises all day.
Q: What is your favorite thing to do when you aren't in class?
Nick: Golf
Q: How much do you care about your grades on a scale of 1-10?
Nick: 7
Jeremy: 9
Dean: 9
Q: What is your favorite hangout?
Nick: Delshire Apt 1C
Jeremy: Delshire
Dean: Delshire
Q: What do you think of the Mount?
Jeremy: It sucks. Are you putting my name down?
Dean: It's an experience
Q: What do you want out of your academic experience?
Nick: A job
Jeremy: A good job
Q: Who is your favorite person you've met at the Mount?
Jeremy: Jesse. You like typing that down
Nick: Chuck Murray. No don't put that dude, he's gonna read that. No put that one guy we saw walking by the window today.
Q: What food are you most likely to eat at the Mount?
Nick: Chicken
Jeremy: Sandwich
Dean: Calzones
Q: What should my next question be?
Dean: Where will I be in 20 years?
Jeremy: What do you like to do on the weekends?
Nick: I don't know, am I up right now?
Q: Where will you be in 20 years?
Nick: On a beach, in a mansion, with a hobbit. I didn't say hobbit I said hot babe.
Jeremy: Married, living in San Diego
Dean: Paying my debt in Monopoly
Q: Who is your best friend?
Nick: That's stupid
Jeremy: Brian Holden
Dean: I don't have one. No, Gary Stover.
Q: Looking back, what would you do differently so far at the Mount?
All: Study harder my freshman year
Q: Who is your hero?
Dean: My dad
Jeremy: My brother all day er' day
Nick: My mom
Q: How do you feel after being in this apartment for 3 days straight?
Dean: Bored
Jeremy: Like dog dirt
Nick: The same as I did. I don't know. Done it before.
I think we can all take something very valuable out of the information I took from these three young gentlemen, and I want to thank them for participating. See ya everyone.