Hey everyone. The NFL moved its draft this year from a two-day weekend event to a three-day primetime TV event. It was amazingly successful in terms of the ratings, but we don't care about the ratings do we. We care about who got picked and who picked them. Who better to give us their in-depth analysis than MSJ students Jeremy and Dean. Here we go.
Me: Who should have been the #1 overall pick, and you can't pick me.
Jeremy: Tim Tebow. Everyone is going to hate me now if they read this.
Dean: Tony Pike
Me: What team did you think had the best draft?
Dean: Denver Broncos
Jeremy: Cleveland Browns. Don't write the Browns. Put the Bengals and say because they got Tim Tebow.
Me: Did you know the Bengals didn't get Tim Tebow?
Jeremy: Not yet
Dean: What? Now I'm upset
Me: Which team had the worst draft?
Dean: Raiders, no draft can help them.
Jeremy: Da Bears, because they didn't have a pick until the 3rd round and no one is good by then.
Me: Tom Brady was drafted in the 6th round.
Jeremy: You're just not as good at interviewing as you used to be. You're like Dan Rather.
Me: What Bengals pick do you think will turn out the best?
Jeremy: Jordan Shipley, no not really. Andre Smith. Wait, does it have to be present day? Write down Tim Tebow.
Dean: Akili Smith. He's a Hall of Famer
Me: Did you guys even watch the draft?
Jeremy: What draft?
Dean: No comment.
Me: Ok, I'm going to give you guys one more chance. Do you think Sam Bradford will have a successful career?
Jeremy: Is that the guy who sings about sausages for the Cincinnati Reds?
Me: That's Bronson Arroyo.
Jeremy: Dan Rather.
Me: Ok, Dean, I'm giving you one more chance. Sam Bradford's career. What do you think?
Dean: Tim Tebow
Me: Who do you think the steal of the draft was? And no answer can have Tim Tebow in it.
Dean: Alualu. 10th overall.
Jeremy: I let Dean go first because I was being polite.
Me: So we're actually answering the questions I ask now. That was my last one.
That is probably better draft analysis than you're going to get from Mel Kiper. See ya everyone.